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DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONAND CARTOON NETWORK [ BEEPING ] [ BEEPING CONTINUES ] Announcer:<i> YOU'RE WATCHING</i><i>THE KID-TACULAR KIDS CHANNEL!</i> <i>COMING UP NEXT.

</i> <i>"RAINBOW MONKEYS".

</i> <i>FOLLOWED BY</i><i>"RAINBOW MONKEY BABIES".

</i> <i>FOLLOWED BY</i><i>"RAINBOW MONKEY TEENS"!</i> <i>THE KID-TACULAR KIDS CHANNEL –</i> <i>SOON TO BE BEAMING</i> <i>ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING</i> <i>BY SATELLITE AROUND THE WORLD!</i> [ INDISTINCT CHATTERING ] [ ALL GASPING ] G-G-GOOD MORNING,SIR.

YOU'RELOOKING WELL.

– GOOD MORNING.

UH, GOOD MORNING! GREAT DAY FOR KIDS' TV, HUH? [ ELEVATOR RINGS ] OH, NO.

OH, OH, OH, NO.

OH, OH, DEAR! [ GASPS ] UM, I, UH, UH,G-G-GOOD MORNING.

Man: DID LAST NIGHT'SRATINGS COME IN? UH, WELL,I-I DON'T KNOW.

UM, MAYBE.

WHAT DID YOU SAY?! DID YOU JUST CALL ME A BABY?! NO, MR.

B.

I-I MEA– I AM NOT A BABY! WELL, NO.

I-I MEAN, I ONLY — I JUST LOOK YOUNG,UNDERSTAND?! YES, M-M– IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?! [ Crying ]BOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! HOO-HOO-HOO![ WAILS ] GET ME ANOTHER SECRETARY.

Oh, the peoplethey give me here.

Incompetent –I just can't believe.

AHEM! TSK, TSK, TSK.

A BIT CRANKYTHIS MORNING, ARE WE? HEY, PUTA SOCK IN IT, MISSY, OR I'LL FIRE YOU, TOO! NOW, WHAT'S THE STATUSOF MY BROADCAST SATELLITE? IS IT IN PLACE? NO, SIR.

IT WAS SHOT DOWNAFTER IT REACHED ORBIT.

AGAIN?! THAT'S THE THIRD ONE.

HOW CAN I TAKE MY GLORIOUSKID-TACULAR KIDS' CHANNEL WORLDWIDE WITHOUT SATELLITES?! OHH! HONESTLY.

[ BOTH GASPING ] LISTEN UP.

YOU LAUNCHONE MORE SATELLITE, AND WE'LL BE FORCEDTO TAKE MORE DRASTIC MEASURES THAN JUST SHOOTING IT DOWN.

YEAH! NOBODY MESSES- WITH OUR GLOBAL SATELLITE WEB.

DID YOU SAY"GLOBAL SATELLITE WEB"? CHECK IT OUT.

A TALKIN' BABY.

I AM NOT A BABY.

I AM A MAN! A MAN! A MAN WHO WEARS DIAPERS? JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS,WHY DON'T YOU! AAH! OH, SO CUTE! [ Baby voice ]WHO'S THE FUNNY BABY? IS IT YOU?IS IT YOU? PUT.

ME.

DOWN.

OH, SILLY BABY.

[ GROANS ] LISTEN, COULD A BABY- CREATE THE KID-TACULAR CHANNEL, THE GREATEST KIDS' NETWORKOF ALL TIME? BLAH!- THAT STATION'SFOR BABIES.

IT IS NOT FOR BABIES! I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU STU– [ SLOSH! ] OHH.

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE — YOU MADE ME WET MYSELF.

SO.

WHO ARE YOU KIDS, ANYWAY? AND WHY DO YOU HAVEYOUR OWN SATELLITE WEB? WE ARETHE KIDS NEXT DOOR.

WE PROTECT KIDS FROM ADULTSAND THEIR OPPRESSIVE WAYS.

FIGHTING FOR KIDS' RIGHTS, HUH? EMPOWERING YOURSELVESAND ALL THAT JAZZ.

HMM, INTERESTING ANGLE.

YOU KNOW, I LIKE IT.

I REALLY LIKE IT! THERE! ALL DONE.

YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KIDS SHOULD HAVEYOUR OWN TELEVISION SHOW.

YOU ARE PERFECT! ON YOUR CRUDDY CHANNEL? FORGET IT.

HOLD ON, NUMBUH 4.

WHAT'S IN IT FOR US? MY CAMERAS AND EXPERTISE.

AND YOUR SATELLITE WEB — WE COULD SPREAD- THE KIDS NEXT DOOR'S MESSAGE TO THE ENTIRE WORLD.

AND AS LEADER OF THE TEAM,<i>YOU</i> COULD BE A STAR.

I'LL BE ABLETO SAY WHATEVER I WANT? YEAH, SURE, PRETTY MUCH.

NO STUPID SCRIPTS? WELL, MAYBEA CUE CARD OR TWO.

BUT YOU'LLHAVE COMPLETE CONTROL.

HMMMMM.

ALL RIGHT.

YOU'VEGOT A DEAL, BABY.

SAY, THAT'S GREA–I-I-I AM<i> NOT</i> — HEH, HA HA HA.

JUST SIGN HERE.

ARE WE HOOKED UP TO THATSATELLITE WEB YET? YES, SIR, MR.

B.

WE'RE LINKED UP, ANDOUR ACTORS ARE IN THEIR PLACES.

ALL RIGHT, KIDS,JUST LIKE WE REHEARSED.

ACTION! <i>IT'S THE "KIDS NEXT DOOR</i><i>FUN TIME VARIETY HOUR"!</i> [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ¶ WE'RE THE KIDS NEXT DOORAND THIS IS OUR SHOW ¶ ¶ WE KNOW YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT,SO HERE WE GO ¶ I'M NUMBUH 1.

LET'S HAVE SOME FUN?! I'M NUMBUH 2.

WE'VE GOTSOME COOL THINGS TO DO? I'M NUMBUH 3!WILL YOU PLAY WITH ME? I'M NUMBUH 4.

A-A-AND I CAN'T TAKE THISANYMORE! I CAN'T BELIEVEWE'RE DOING THIS.

LOOK AT US.

WE'RE CRUDDY CAPES! IS THIS OUR MESSAGE? MR.

B, THIS ISN'T EXACTLYWHAT I HAD IN MIND.

NONSENSE.

YOU KIDS WERE FANTASTIC.

I HAD CHILLS!VERY EMPOWERING.

AND YOU, MY BOY –SUCH FIRE, SUCH ANGER.

THE GIRLSARE GONNA LOVE YA.

ESPECIALLY WITH YOUR COOLKID-TACULAR TECHNOLOGY WEAPONS.

[ POP! ]¶ LET'S BE FRIENDS ¶ THAT'S IT!I'M OUTTA HERE! NUMBUH 4'S RIGHT.

SINGING AND DANCING'S NOT WHATTHE KIDS NEXT DOOR ARE ABOUT.

YOU'RE RIGHT, KID.

WE'LL SKIP THE SONG FOR NOW.

LET'S WORK ON THE FIGHT.

IN THIS FIRST EPISODE, YOU'RE GONNA BATTLEHOMEWORK-O-O-O — THE EVIL ROBOT WHO TRIES TO KEEPKIDS FROM DOING THEIR HOMEWORK.

RI-I-I-IGHT.

UH, NUMBUH 5WILL BE IN HER ROOM.

UH, YEAH, I'LL GO HELPHER, UH, FIND HER ROOM.

[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ] THIS IS NOT WORKING OUTLIKE I THOUGHT.

NONSENSE, NONSENSE! JUST REMEMBER.

WE'RE GOIN' WORLDWIDE HERE — OH-OH-OH! ACTION! [ CLANKING ] I AM HOMEWORKO.

I AM HOMEWORKO!PREPARE TO NOT DO HOMEWORK.

UGH,THAT IS THE LAST STRAW.

HEY, GIRL-KID! DON'T JUST STAND THERE.

READ YOUR LINES.

"OH, NO, IT'S HOMEWORKO, "THE ROBOT WHO DOESN'T WANTKIDS TO DO THEIR HOMEWORK, "AND HE'S ABOUTTO KNOCK ME OUT WITH ONEOF HIS TERRIFYING CLAWS.

" WELL, THAT'SNOT VERY NICE! A-A-AAAH!- HEY! WHOA! OW! HEY, THAT HURT — WHO-O-O-OA! [ EVIL LAUGHTER ] DID YOU REALLY THINK I WASGONNA GIVE YOU YOUR OWN SHOW? I WAS USING YOU TO GET MY HANDON THAT SATELLITE WEB OF YOURS.

I'VE SECRETLY SPENT YEARSDEVELOPING A LASER DEVICE THAT WILL TRANSFORMPEOPLE INTO BABIES! AND NOW- THAT I CONTROL<i> YOUR</i> SATELLITES, I CAN LINK UP MY BABY RAYAND USE IT ON THE WORLD! NO ONE WILL EVERCALL ME "BABY" AGAIN.

AND SINCE I LIKE YOU, KID,I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THE HONOR OF BEINGMY BABY RAY'S FIRST VICTIM.

[ EVIL LAUGHTER ] [ BEEPING ] WAAA-A-A-A!- WAAA-A-A-A! WAA-A-A-A!- WAA-A-A-A! [ SCREAMING ] KIDS NEXT DOOR.

BA– AAAHHH! SAVE YOUR BREATH, KID.

[ MUFFLED CRIES ] [ EVIL LAUGHTER ] AHHHH! AHHHH!- [ EVIL LAUGHTER ] [ GRUNTS ] WHA–? WHOA!- WHOA!- WHOA! [ CRASH! ] NOW, AS I WAS SAYING.

BATTLE STATIONS! [ ALL GRUNTING ] AAAAHHH! [ DING! ] THANKSFOR SAVING MY BUTT, GUYS.

UH, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? I.

I REALLYBLEW IT, DIDN'T I? AAH, SAVE THE MUSH,NUMBUH 1.

YEAH, HOW MANYTIMES HAVE YOUHAD TO SAVE<i> ME?</i> DID YOU SAY "BABY"? I AM NOT A BABY! I HAVE A MORTGAGE.

I PAY TAXES.

I HAVE THREE EX-WIVES! DO BABIES HAVE HOMES IN EUROPE? AWWWW.

I THINK NOT! DO BABIES — WHAT'S- THE MATTER, BABY? HUH? [ Baby voice ]- ARE YOU GETTING CRANKY-ANKY? NOW WAIT JUST A — YOU CAN'T TALKTHAT WAY TO ME.

OHH, DID THE BABY WET HIS NAPPY-WAPPY AGAIN? NOBODY CALLS ME A BABY.

NOBODY, YOU HEAR?! OHH! HE'S SUCH A CUTE BABY,GA GA GA GOO GOO GOO GOO! OHH, I THINKTHE BABY'S CRYING.

I.

I AM NOT.

I JUST GOTSOMETHIN' IN MY EYE.

PO-O-O-OR BABY-Y-Y.

I.

AM.

NOT.

A.

BABY! YOU ARE NOW.

AH.

WHAT — AAAAAHHHH! OHHHH.

[ MURMURS ] WAA! WAA! WAA-A-A-A! HUH.

SO NOWHE'S A<i> REAL</i> BABY.

WEIRD.

YOU'D THINK THE RAY WOULD TURN HIM INTO AN EGGOR SOMETHING.

HE LOOKS DIFFERENTWITHOUT THE CIGAR.

CIGAR?!- YEAH.

SO NOW WHAT AREWE GONNA DO WITH A BABY? I SAY WE GIVEHIM A GOOD SPANKIN'.

CAN WE KEEP IT?CAN WE KEEP IT? Man: AHEM.

WE CAN TAKE THINGSFROM HERE.

WAA! WAA! GOO GOO? MAYBE THIS TIME WE'LLBE ABLE TO RAISE OUR SON TO BE A LITTLE NICERTO PEOPLE.

[ Baby voice ]ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MR.

B? GOO GOO GOO GOO.

[ COOS ] AN AGE-CHANGING DEVICE.

WHAT KIND OF NUTWOULD USE SUCH A THING? [ ALL MURMURING ] [ EVIL LAUGHTER ] [ BEEPING ] [ BEEPING ] [ BEEPING CONTINUES ] HMM.

I DON'T KNOW, NUMBUH 1.

LOOKS LIKE THEY HAVIN' FUN.

Never be fooledby appearances, Numbuh 5.

MM-HMM.

OOOOH.

¶ LA DI DA DIDA DA-DA DA-DA ¶ NO READING ON AN ENERGY GRIDYET, NUMBUH 1.

BUT THERE<i> ARE</i>A BUNCH OF KIDS AT THE CAMP.

THERE'S A GROUP OF THEMMAKING WALLETS.

PRETTY NICE ONES, TOO.

OOH, WITH COIN PURSESON THE SIDE.

¶ FLOWERSLA LA-LA LA-LA ¶ ¶ LA LA-LA LA-LA ¶ [ SNIFFING ] WHO'S THERE? [ GASPS ] NUMBUH 2, LOOK! I'M WORKIN' HERE,NUMBUH 3.

BUT I FOUND SOMETHING! I SAID I'M BUSY.

PUH-LEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! [ GROANS ] ALL RIGHT.

YAAAAY! OVER HERE! WELL, WHAT IS IT? HUH?! HEY! IT'S A BABY! [ BABY CRYING ] UH-OH.

COOTCHIE-COOTCHIE-COO.

HELLO?ANYBODY LOSE A BABY? Numbuh 2, Numbuh 3.

return to headquartersimmediately.

[ BABY CRYING ] COME ON, NUMBUH 1.

WE STAKED OUTTHAT ENTIRE CAMP.

AND NUMBUH 5 THINKSTHOSE KIDS WAS DIGGIN' IT.

THAT CAMP IS OBVIOUSLYRUN BY AN INSIDIOUS COUNSELOR BENT ON KEEPING KIDS THEREAGAINST THEIR WILL.

I FEEL CONFIDENT THATNUMBUH 2'S REPORT WILL PROVE IT.

SO WHEREIS NUMBUH 2 ANYWAY? YEAH, ANDWHERE'S NUMBUH 3? A VERY GOOD QUESTION.

[ FEEDBACK ] HELLO-O-O-O? NUMBUH 2 AND NUMBUH 3! PERHAPS YOU'D LIKETO JOIN THE DEBRIEFING.

WE'RE WA-A-A-A-ITING.

SHHHHH! WHAT?! QUIET!YOU'LL WAKE BRADLEY.

BRADLEY?- Quiet! Who's Bradley? Numbuh 3: NOW LOOKWHAT YOU'VE DONE! YOU WOKE UP BRADLEY! WHO IS BRADLEY? AND WHATIS THAT STINK? THAT'S BRADLEY.

All: WHO THE HECKIS BRADLEY?! THIS IS BRADLEY.

Numbah 1: A BABY SKUNK? OUR LANDING POD MUST HAVEKNOCKED HIM OUT OF HIS DEN WHEN WE WERE SCOUTINGOUT THE ENEMY CAMP.

WE COULDN'T FINDHIS PARENTS, SO.

Together:WE'RE HIS NEW PARENTS.

WILL YOU TWOQUIT FOOLING AROUND? WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR BABIES.

THERE'S A CAMP FULLOF INNOCENT KIDS OUT THERE THAT ARE DEPENDING ON THE KIDSNEXT DOOR TO SAVE THEM.

WELL, IT'LL HAVE TO WAITUNTIL AFTER BRADLEY'S LUNCH.

OH, AND THENHE'S GOT HIS BATH.

AND IF HE DOESN'TGET HIS AFTERNOON NAP, OHH! NUMBUH 4, CAN YOU PLEASE TALKSOME SENSE INTO THESE PEOPLE? SAY, THE LITTLE TYKEIS PRETTY CUTE.

HEY! HE SMILED AT ME.

OHH! [ LAUGHING ] UH, NUMBUH 5.

NUMBUH 3 AND IWERE WONDERING IF YOU — IF YOU'DBE BRADLEY'S GODMOTHER? WHY, NUMBUH 5WOULD BE HON– ENOUGH! WE HAVE AN IMPORTANT MISSIONWITH LOTS OF PREPARATION THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE.

THOSE KIDS ARE DEPENDINGON US TO RESCUE THEM.

AND AS THE KIDS NEXT DOOR,WE WILL DO JUST THAT — TONIGHT.

THAT'S AWFULLYSHORT NOTICE.

HOW ARE WE GONNAFIND A BABYSITTER — TONIGHT! Numbuh 1:<i> FINAL CALL FOR</i><i>"OPERATION: CAMP.

"</i> <i>LET'S MOVE OUT!</i> WHAT'S TAKING THEM SO LONG? UHHH! JUST PUT IT OVER THERE.

OKAY.

UHH.

THERE YOU GO,SNOOKUMS.

CAN YOU HELP STRAP HIMINTO THE SEAT? SURE.

THIS THINGGOES HERE, RIGHT? NO, NO.

OVER HERE.

WHAT?! THEN WHEREDOES THIS BUCKLE GO? AROUND THE OTHER SIDE! WAIT.

WILL YOU GUYS — HEY! WHAT ARE YOU BRINGING HIM FOR? WE ARE GOING ON A MISSION.

WELL, I'D LOVE TO JUST GO ONMISSIONS WHENEVER I WANTED, BUT I'VE GOT OTHERRESPONSIBILITIES NOW.

[ SIGHS ] NUMBUH 2, JUST –JUST TAKE OFF, PLEASE.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,WE'RE GOIN' ALREADY.

DID YOU BRING- BRADLEY'S BOTTLE, NUMBUH 2? I THOUGHT YOUWERE GONNA BRING IT.

OH, SO NOW I HAVETO DO EVERYTHING?! ARE YOU SAYINGI DON'T DO MY FAIR SHARE? OH, JUST DROP IT,WILL YOU, NUMBUH 2? UHH, I GET NO RESPECT.

WITH EVERYTHING I DO — "DO THIS, NUMBUH 2.

GET THAT.

BRADLEY.

BLANKY.

" HUH.

ONE OF THESE DAYS.

THERE.

IS THAT EVERYTHING? WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

IS IT? Numbuh 1:CAN WE GET A MOVE ON?! [ BABY CRYING ] NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID.

OH, NICE JOB, NUMBUH 1.

OKEY-DOKEY-ARTICHOKEY,CAMPERS.

WHO MADE THE- MOST LANYARDS TODAY? [ LAUGHS ] ME.

WELL,CONGRATY-LATTY-LATIONSTO YOU, SWEETIE.

AND WHO'S GONNA MAKETHE MOST TOMORROW? ME!- ME!- ME, ME,ME, ME, ME! STEADY! OOHH.

AHH.

CAN'T YOU FLYTHIS THING STRAIGHT? OKAY, SORRY.

YOU TRY- FLYING WHILE FEEDING A BABY AND SEE HOW EASY IT IS.

NUMBUH 2,GET OUT OF THAT CHAIR.

I'M DRIVING BECAUSEYOU ARE COMPLETELY USELESS WITH THATSTUPID SKUNK AROUND.

[ CRYING ] TAKE THAT BACK- ABOUT BRADLEY BEING STUPID! YOU HURT HIS FEELINGS! HELLO! IT'S A SKUNK! IT DOESN'THAVE ANY FEELINGS.

AS FAR AS I CAN TELL,THE ONLY THING IT<i> CAN</i> DO IS BE A TOTAL MENACETO THIS MISSION! [ COUGHING ] UH-OH.

AND WHO-HOO-HOO'S GONNA MAKETHE MOST WALLETS TOMORROW? ME!- ME!- ME! THAT'S THE SPIRIT! AHHHHHH! [ COUGHING ] OHH.

– OOHH! UHHHH!- UHHH! OOOHH! UHHHH!- AHHHHH! UHH! GET OFF ME.

HUH? [ CLEARS THROAT ]HELLO.

WE ARE THE KIDS NEXT DOOR,AND WE'RE HERE TO RESCUE YOU.

WHY? UM.

WELL.

BECAUSE YOU'VE BEENBRAINWASHED BY AN EVIL COUNSELOR WHO PLANS TO KEEP YOUHERE FOR ALL ETERNITY.

VERY GOOD, NUMBUH 1.

YOU MAY HAVE DISCOVEREDMY EVIL PLAN TO USE CHILD LABOR TO PRODUCE LANYARDS AND WALLETSAT INCREDIBLY LOW PRICES, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEANYOU'LL BE ABLE TO STOP ME.

CAMPERS.

AAA-DOOOS.

All: [ Hypnotically ]YES, COUNSELOR.

DESTROY THE KIDS NEXT DOOR! All:DESTROY KIDS NEXT DOOR.

[ ALL GASP ] WELL, LOOK AT THE MESS WE'REIN NOW THANKS TO YOUR BABY.

WELL, NONE OF THISWOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU HAD BEENNICE TO BRADLEY.

All: DESTROY KIDS NEXT DOOR.

[ CRYING ] All: EWWWW! [ CRYING ] WHAT HAPPENED? WHERE AM I? I WANT A BATH.

BRADLEY'S SPRAYSTOPS THE BRAIN-ZAPPING.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

[ GROWLING ] AHHH! [ EVIL LAUGHTER ] BRADLEY!- BRADLEY! OHHH?- AHHH? AHHHH!- AHHHH! DESTROY.

GET YOUR FILTHY HANDSOFF MY FRIENDS.

OHHH?!AHHHHHHH! AHHH!- [ GASPS ] NUMBUH 1! WAAAAA! [ EVIL LAUGHTER ] WITHOUTYOUR STINKY LITTLE SKUNK, YOU'LL SOON BEMAKING WALLETS FOR ME.

[ EVIL LAUGHTER ] LET BRADLEY GO! YOU'RE SCARING HIM! OH, I'LL LET HIM GO.

STRAIGHT INTO THE LAKE.

[ EVIL LAUGHTER ] [ ROARING ] W-W-WHO'S THERE? [ BOTH GROWLING ] BRADLEY'S PARENTS!BRADLEY'S PARENTS! AHHHHHH! [ ALL SCREAMING ] HUH? WHAT HAPPENED? OWWW, MY HEAD HURTS.

OH, AND YOU STINK, TOO.

MY BEAUTIFUL PLAN RUINED! AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTENAWAY WITH IT, TOO, IF IT HADN'T BEENFOR YOU MEDDLING SKUNKS! EWWWW! OH, MY EYES! [ CRYING ] ALL RIGHT,- YAY!- YAY! BRADLEY! OHH! ALL DESTROYED! [ WAILS ] [ INDISTINCT MUMBLING ] OKAY, I ADMIT IT.

I WAS WRONG TO YELL AT YOU,AND I APOLOGIZE.

YOU SAVED US,AND YOU'RE A VALUED MEMBER OF THE KIDS NEXT DOOR.

SO, IN GRATITUDE,YOU ARE GRANTED THE TITLE OF HONORARY KIDS NEXT DOOROPERATIVE, NUMBUH 6.

OOH.

[ GIGGLES ] WAA.

HMM,MAYBE NUMBUH 3'S RIGHT.

YOU ARE KINDA CUTE.

AAH! OH! AH! HOW DISGUSTING! 5.

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